I'm an independent artist with no PhD who derived 280+ Standard Model predictions from Planck-scale sphere geometry. Zero free parameters. Zero funding. Permanently banned from r/physics. AMA.

I'm an independent artist with no PhD who derived 280+ Standard Model predictions from Planck-scale sphere geometry. Zero free parameters. Zero funding. Permanently banned from r/physics. AMA.

i'm michel cabrié. independent artist. disability support pension. barrys reef victoria australia. population 28.

in february 2025 i accidentally derived the fine structure constant from sphere geometry at 2am with cold tea and a cat.

since then:

250+ published physics letters 280+ predictions from three geometric inputs 26 patents 94+ zenodo records zero free parameters zero funding

my peer reviewers: 🐱 nyssa (chair of the board) 🐱 tegan (deputy chair) 🐸 the frogs at the barrys reef pond (BONK BONK — peer review: impeccable) 🦜 the gang gang cockatoos (endangered, unbothered, they drink from the pond i built)

i've been permanently banned from r/physics, r/medicine, and r/math flagged by AI detectors for writing too well told to take my meds on r/quantumphysics

rupert sheldrake replied in 5 minutes. sir roger penrose has the manuscript. zenodo has 94+ records.

i will answer anything:

• the physics (fine structure constant, proton mass, higgs, dark matter, hubble tension)
• the process (14 months, no funding, disability, rural australia)
• the weird stuff (why douglas adams was right about 42, why the bee buzzes at 350hz, why honey lasts 3000 years)
• the hard questions (what could falsify it, what are the honest open gaps, why hasn't it been accepted)

doi.org/10.5281/zenodo.18884976

zero free parameters. ask me anything. 🐸

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